Silly things I heard at work recently....
* One of the teachers: "You know, sometimes a child just needs to get slammed in the door."
* Three year old boy talking to a teacher: "Did you know that aliens harvest people's brains?"
* Same three year old boy talking to me: "I don't remember what a purple nurple is, but when I do I'm going to give you one." (Said in the sweetest tone, like a purple nurple is a bunch of flowers....)
* Two four year old girls eating snack:
-Girl #1: "Oh my gosh, I LOVE Justin Beiber." (Starts singing some Beiber song)
-Girl #2: "Um...he's alright....I just really like Usher the most."
* Three year old boy talking to a teacher: "Did you know that aliens harvest people's brains?"
* Same three year old boy talking to me: "I don't remember what a purple nurple is, but when I do I'm going to give you one." (Said in the sweetest tone, like a purple nurple is a bunch of flowers....)
* Two four year old girls eating snack:
-Girl #1: "Oh my gosh, I LOVE Justin Beiber." (Starts singing some Beiber song)
-Girl #2: "Um...he's alright....I just really like Usher the most."



