This first one needs a short preface. Three year old boy in my class is SUPPOSED to be transfering small plastic penguins from a bowl with water in it to a dry bowl. I see that he is taking the penguins out of the water one at a time, dabbing them with a sponge and placing them on the table. I walk over to check out the situation a little...
Boy: (to penguins) Don't worry...Don't worry...I got it.
Me: Hey....how come you're cleaning the penguins?
B: They have gross, sticky black stuff all over them.
Me: Oh! Are you saving the penguins?
B: ...Somebody has to!
Four year old boy: I saw a really, really big, huge, tall guy when I went to San Francisco. Don't worry I'll show you when it's bring a tall man to school day.
And now for the best one...
*Retold to me by her mother...
Three year old girl: Mom, I spy something that is black and can turn into a boy.
Mom: Ummm....
Girl: LUCIFER! (At this point mom is very concerned)...you know Cinderella's cat.
I love my job....
2 comments:
oh, i love it. thanks for sharing
AWESOME!
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