Dear Idaho,
For a long time you and I have had a love/hate relationship. When we first met you froze me to death and made me work at Arbys. You also made me sleepy and I'm pretty sure gave me a case of seasonal depression. However, you also gave me some treasured memories and an awesome friend. To be honest I held no ill will toward you but lately you're killing me. First, you took the Nelson family. I forgave you for that hoping that you would leave everyone else alone. BUT you didn't. You went and snatched up my little sister. Sure, it's for a good cause and temporary but I was really looking forward to working with her and having her fall in love with my baby...rude.
For a long time you and I have had a love/hate relationship. When we first met you froze me to death and made me work at Arbys. You also made me sleepy and I'm pretty sure gave me a case of seasonal depression. However, you also gave me some treasured memories and an awesome friend. To be honest I held no ill will toward you but lately you're killing me. First, you took the Nelson family. I forgave you for that hoping that you would leave everyone else alone. BUT you didn't. You went and snatched up my little sister. Sure, it's for a good cause and temporary but I was really looking forward to working with her and having her fall in love with my baby...rude.
Then you went and got cocky and surprised me by stealing my second set of parents...before they had the chance to meet Sienna. I was going to ask Dave to be in her blessing circle, you big jerk. Just when I think that you've taken all that you can...you go in for one more time and take them:
SERIOUSLY?! Yeah, I know it will be great for them and they are excited for their new adventure but haven't you taken enough people from me? Who is going to take Sienna shoe shopping now? You are making it hard to keep my distance from you. The very least that you could do for me is take care of them and not make them too cold. Oh, and by the way if you talk to your friend Utah anytime soon tell him he made my list for taking my favorite visiting teacher away...
You guys have some nerve....~Marianne
6 comments:
Those states are SO rude.
Dear Idaho,
I choose California.
Sincerely,
D
I think you just need to jump on the Idaho bandwagon and move out here also! :) I am gonna start working on Katie...after I get Katie here..you are next...so beware!!
Ashlie is a con artist she is wanting every one to move Idaho. Its freaking cold here and I might die if my boyfriend wasn't so cute I would just run home. But don't worry I will be home soon. Just in time to love your second baby
WOW. Andi too?? I'm hoping the silver lining there is that her hubby found a job :). California rocks - they don't know what they're missing!
I love me some Idaho.....I loved growing up there!!! Though I'm sorry it's snatching all your peeps up!!!!
I get that this post was suppose to be kind of funny but I am crying and I am at work! I totally agree with this letter.
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